A Canadian yokel strange in appearance and demeanour. Although more often spotted in rural parts of Canada, known sightings are quite common in urban areas as well.
example 1. Jim: Did you wheel any brauds on the campground? Steve: No man, these chicks all look like a bunch of spoons. example 2. Spoon: Hey you fellas wanna come over for some warm cider and fish sticks after church?
By DanTheMan77
An asshole. Asshole variability determines the size spoon you are. Some people are even considered ladles.
Devin Devito is such a spoon. Actually, he's a ladle.
By UL Honors Student
Adult term: either to just be held, or held with clothed action, not penetration, not oral, boning, layered clothing action. Or an adult love without touching, "yin yangin. In love."
"They fixin ta spoon, call them a cab."
By noixz
An eating utensil. What is the fucking point in making it sex slang?
I KAN eat WIV a SPOON LOLOLOLOLOLOL
By Michael
A Stupid person, an idiot, When someone does something stupid.
"Ah ya spoon, ya!" "OMG you are such a spoon"
By Whalespank