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skittles

The universal "code word" used during a conversation to tell everyone to quickly change the subject because someone who should not be included or who should not overhear the conversation is hanging around and/or is approaching.

"Dave's having a party tonight! We should sneak over." "We should, but don't tell Jessica. She's so lame." "I know, she's uglier than hell too and-" *Sees Jessica approaching* "Skittles!" *Jessica arrives* "-and those are my favorite candies too! What about you, Jessica, do like skittles?" "I hate that teacher. He's such a dick." "Agreed. He thinks he's such a badass and-" *Sees said teacher approaching* "Skittles." "-What lovely weather we have today. I hope it doesn't rain." "Definitely..." *Teacher passes by*

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