Scene
Hair: Choppy , usually black and/or [blonde]. Fake extensions obligatory if you're female. Oh, and make sure they don't match the rest of your fucking hair.
Girls: tight pants, polka dot shirts, bows, and those ugly slip-on flat mom shoes in some kind of pattern you wouldn't even want as wallpaper.
Boys: pants so [tight] they cause sterility, band t-shirts, and some [annoying] color of converse. Sometimes they like to say they're skaters and carry around a skateboard to make themselves seem like they're more than just vanity. We all know this is a lie. Also, sometimes it's BMX, etc.
Fashion: High. But only in price. Ugly pastels and fucked up floral patterns galore. Thunderbolts, dinosaurs, robots, diamond encrusted brass knuckles (or just plain diamonds), cupcakes, and broken hearts are all a key basis for the scene imagery. Scene [bitches] are no different than the ordinary stuck-up, [preppy], taking daddy's credit card for a joyride at the mall female money vacuum.
Urban [Dictionary]: Anyone who didn't get past the first few paragraphs without giving the submission a thumbs-down.
Music: None. They either think they're too good for music, or they say they listen to [indie], 'dancepunk', or electronica...but it's always no more than a ploy to seem alternative. Most cannot understand music enough to have any viable input or taste (hence why we keep seeing this steady propagation of ridiculous genre names). Like many others, they feel their interests are an extension of themselves and therefore only advertise what they are sure others will praise.
Language: Some talk like the [ghetto] cliche, others talk like any other illiterate [asshole], and very few who type properly do it for reasons other than the fact they want to look smart or superior. Elongated consonants added to the endings of [words] is often used. They're almost always Myspace whores and put the number of the friends they have in their username.
Summary: Like any other [teenager], they're stupid, naive, and ignorant. Like any other [teenager], very few grow out of it, especially those in the scene due to the relentless addiction to materialism and consumerism. But the latter addictions can also be applied most relevantly to those of the '[ghetto]' and '[prep]' clichés. In fact, there really is no barrier between any of the stereotypes because they're all [based] around the same shit. Like this music, wear these clothes, think this way, the only reason the scene is such a plague is because of it's blatant popularity. But it's the popularity that brings out the idiocy of the masses. The scene kids may be stupid, but so is anyone else who follows a trend or lives only for the social acceptance of a particular sect of society.
Many scene people post pictures up on [Myspace] and give it a caption like '[eww]' or 'I'm so uglyyyyy'.
The basic format of a scene Myspace name is:
(First name here)(alliteration to first name here)(Trademark sign)(friendlist [number] (X.Xk format) here)(symbol of heart or other here)
Example: Katie Kaos™ 3.7k<3
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