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Scratch

There are many problems with the [shithole] of a website known as Scratch, or scratch.mit.edu. First of all, The Scratch Team is some of the worst website admins on the planet. They'[re] the cause of why saying "crap" or "heck" will get you banned. Saying "[Hey] wanna hang out later?" will get you banned because of the bots that filter "hang out" as a link to the Google chatting platform, Hangouts, or linking to actual hanging. Oh yeah, there are these Scratch Warrior [Cats] that will annoy the hell out of you. The Scratch Warrior [Cats] also make cringe "memes" that aren't even memes. Stealing others' content is allowed for some reason because of their remixing "policy", which basically states you can remix a project, only change a sprite, and get away with it. It's ridiculous. There are some actually really well-made games and animations, but they get overlooked by the fame retards who make very [sub]-par 10-second animations with stickman characters and very basic platformers. If you criticize any [popular] political [opinion], you're, according to the community, uneducated. If you say just the tiniest little thing negative about the LGBT community, you're considered [homophobic]. If you plan on joining this site, beware. If the Scratch Team weren't such dumbasses at maintaining a website, and the fame retards didn't exist on this website, maybe Scratch would be a [better] place. If you don't get banned, warned, or reported by an idiotic 9-year-old, you're literally a god.

User 1: WOAH I found this really neat site called "Scratch"! Let's create an account and make a lot of projects! User 1: *creates an account and a couple of projects* User 2: *gasp* You said "Honestly, can [people] stop spamming Scratch with [stuff] about defunding the [police]. It's really annoying and I don't believe in it." !!! YOU SHOULD BE BANNED! YOU UNEDUCATED PIECE OF CRAP! User 2: *gets banned for saying "crap"* User 1: Serves User 2 [right] for annoying me. User 3: *creates a million harry potter fanclub studios and makes a whole bunch of fuwwy clans* [hey] uwu join my owo harry potter fanclub uwuuwuwuwuw and join my clannssssssss! X3 User 4: Check out my platformers and animations!!!! *links them to the crappy games and animations* User 1: [shut up], user 3. User 1: And User 4, those projects need a little work. User 1: *gets banned for saying "[shut up]" and for "bullying" by saying "those projects need a little work"* User 1: What the fuck is this shit. I joined literally 20 fucking minutes ago. User 2: *also banned* That's Scratch for you.

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