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Preston

Has the ability to fart in front of himself while walking. Farts so potent that fishermen will smell them a mile out upon the water, while Preston is on land. Will get injured on any big holiday....like I said....ANY big holiday. Is often wrong. Sausage and cheese lover. Pepsi snorter. Follower of the king. Uh huh huh.

It's the 4th of July, hope nobody pulls a Preston. Too late! I was walking in the store, and walked into a cloud of Preston from the guy walking behind me!

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