What's on your mug?

A blow to the eye from your own (often emo) hair. Being pirated is to recieve a pirate.

1: Oww my freakin eye! 2: What happened dude? 1: I freakin got pirated

By Astronaught

someone who takes your feelings and buries them on some desert island far far away leaving only a cryptic map to guide you back to them, but first you have to overcome dangerous tasks and challenges!

that Chris is a stupid fuckin pirate!

By RiotBoi Gus

queers, gays, sausage jockeys. they are 'pirates of men's pants' (rhyming slang for pirates of penzance)

in the same way someone would say bet he's a jockey (see above) you would say he's a guaranteed pirate!

By Just Joey

Cross your arms grab the breasts squeeze them together and motor boat them.

"I liked my bitches poop deck and pirated her all night!"

By Chase and Derrik

the kicking of a leg after ejaculating on ones eye

Yo, you should have seen how i pirated that hoe last night, she was limping for hour

By billy ;)