The most annoying yet most amazing person you will ever meet
Me : *sneezes* Mom: HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT ME YOU YOUNG MAN WHERE THE HELL DID YOU LEARN THIS FROM YOU ARE GROUNDED 2 seconds later... Me: Mom I’m hungry Mom: omg honey want some mac and cheese? Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
By Ashmit.
A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.
Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious! Mom: This what-now?
By Jinglebells852
the woman who breaks your soul everyday just because you didnt do the dishes.... also the one who makes you feel lile a piece of shit):(
mom yelled at me last night because i closed the door slightly harder than usual
By the_schrute_fruit;)
A woman who gave you birth but literally laughs at everything and says: “That’s cute” to many times to count-
Me: “ Hey Mom?” My Mom: *laughs at whatever’s on her phone* Me: “ What’s so funny?” My Mom: “Here.” *shows me her phone which is 287729370853 years old* Me: “...What’s so funny?” My Mom: “The kid!” Me: “Ha.... ha..... ha........Ha.... so funny...” Me POV: “Not”
By Idkwhatsgoingon
Mom is a word to call someone who cares for you like a real mom,doesn't matter if they gave birth to you
"Hey mom,I made this for your birthday"
By potato uwu