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Matilda is an incredibly talented, extremely intelligent and unique woman. She loves dark humour but will brighten anyone's day with her optimistic attitude. She's exceptional in and out of bed. She is quite quiet and rather shy, stubborn, forward-thinking and, mysterious while being incredibly hot and sexy. All round, she is the perfect woman. Her broad accent, and her adventurous attitude and flirtatious demeanour will make anyone's heart melt in an instant.

Damn who's that gorgeous woman? That must be Matilda!

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Duh. This is clearly satire, you potato. I clearly wouldnt offend matilda like that, misspelling her name.

By Omskmapping

Matilda is a very nice person when you get to know her. She has a bit of a resting bitch face and is often apprehensive to people she sees as a threat. She is insecure about herself and her social life and she dosen't keep it secret. Matilda's are very smart and intelligent but often feel overshadowed by others because they are so competitive. If you know a matilda you will find that she will stay with you forever because she has a truly big heart, the best way to become friends with a matilda is to just hang out with them and you will be in. In bed matilda's are great,and they are awesome out of bed as well. All the boys fall over matilda, she cant help it.

Oh my gosh, is that matilda? she is so fun

By BottleGal78910

Matilda's are really lovely people who will be your best friends forever, if you let them. They may seem harsh or even rude at the beginning of your friendship but as long as you remain kind and dont fight over petty things, your matilda will warm up to you very quickly. Matilda's are often struggling with insecurities about themselves and their relationships, so it is important to show them how much their friendships are valued to you. Matilda's in general are very intelligent and creative and often find themselves doing activities that are considered creative, like writing, drawing and writing lists. Romantically Matilda's will treat you right and are good kissers and really great in bed. If you manage to snag a Matilda, boy, keep her.

"How on earth did you get such a good Girlfriend\friend" "I don't know, she's a Matilda so I consider myself very lucky."

By BottleGal78910

Gorgeous gorgeous man who doesnt even remember your name but its ok he will love u soon #MANIFESTTTTTT

julia has a big fat crush on matilda. but matilda can't even pronounce her name.

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