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Nick Clegg

Nick Clegg is a classic example of a hypocrite. I just voted on increasing tuition fees by 300%, but it's still our policy to abolish tuition fees

By umyk1

A person who claims to be something that he or she is not. A contradictory person. A two-faced person.

Most Christians are hypocrites.

By AYB

Someone who says they would never do say or feel something and then they do it anyway, sometimes not even knowing it at the time. Someone who sets rules or guidelines for themselves, but can never live up to it. Someone who says they hate when other people do something, but they do it anyway.

bob: i hate when people write really long myspace pages!!its a waste of space. steve: Yeah me too dude. Oh wait, ive seen yours and it IS pretty long.. bob: oh cmon. so what. i mean its not THAT long..is it? ..only 12 paragraphs... steve: your such a hypocrite.

By Hmmm. ?

Anyone who contradicts what they say. In Short, many politicians and Kyle M.

Example 1 (THIS IS HONEST TO GOD TRUE): Kyle: OMG, you used a rocket to kill me (in Halo), They are so fucking cheap, only n00bs use them, noob. -5 minutes later- Kyle: FUCK YEAH, I just won by getting a killing spree with my rocket launcher, you guys suck horribly, you guys should try being more like me, you know, someone with skills!" Everyone else: Go to hell you hypocrite named Kyle! Example 2 (STILL HONEST TO GOD): Kyle: OMG in Halo 3, you can use the Brute Hammer, it's the best weapon ever, it even replaces the sword! AND NOW I HAVE IT! Yeah, you guys should get one too! -5 minutes later- Kyle: Oh, Stefan, you have the brute hammer? I have the sword, It's so much fucking better than the hammer. Try getting a sword, you'll like it better. Can you see where this is going? AND THE WORST PART IS THAT THEY DON'T SHUT UP!!!

By flavoredclover

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

By nethcev!