What's on your mug?

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

By SilentFissure

a white substance found on a mans dick that has a 100% chance of a women saying "im not fucking that"

her: im not fucking that him: why her: because u havent cleaned off the dick cheese from last time

By bob stevereno

Dick cheese is a mould found under the male balls after the male puts a slice of holy cheese up his ass.

"Bro that dick cheese tastes so fucken good".

By Liam Shackell

Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese

Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese

By Dickcheesesesr

It's smegma,just smegma.

have you ever had a grilled dick cheese sandwich?

By The True Dark Lord