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Beer is the milk of students.

As Erich Maria Remarque one said "Rum is the milk of soldiers", we say "beer is the milk of students".

By beer-milk

Something 99.9% of college kids use to have fun because their personalities aren't appealing enough to have fun with.

People who drink beer every day in college are most likely very uninteresting people. 100% of the hilarious things I do, I am sober while doing them. If drinking is your life in college, you need one.

By Fiesta Facelift

1.what you drink at a keg party 2.the 8th wonder of the world 3.alcohol 4.The pleasure you have to unfarely wait 21 years for-who the hell cares, i'm 25 5.Andy Dick's water 6.good stuff 7.what hobos really buy with the money you give them.

beer sauce My bitterz

By CJ Henry

main reason why ugly people have sex

i drank 12 1-packs and screwed this fat chick. It was great

By doober

Beer is an alcoholic drink made out of water, yeast, water and malt. Beer has about 5% alcohol. The best beer is brewed by the Rothaus brewery in Black Forest, Germany.

By Anonymous