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Big Mexican Wang

Christian: You wanna ride my BMW? Courtney: like dUH! Christian: in that case... get naked

By Bigsexy209

Big Military Wife. If you go to a military post or base, you will see overweight, nasty military wives.

PFC Smith: Did you see Staff Sgt. William's wife? PFC Lopez: Yes, she is a total BMW!

By BJ0124

An outstanding car that inspires a lot of hatred from people who could never afford one. Perfect example is 'Carl' and the fag from 'Derby England'. The interiors of BMW's vehicles are outstanding. I work in the automotive industry and know this for a fact. Ive been driving them for 15 years now.

If you want a nice quality car opt for a BMW. This brand is the definition of 'Luxury' and anyone who claims otherwise has absolutely no knowledge of cars or is insanely jealous. 'The Ultimate Driving Machine'

By Brian Pierson

the ultimate driving machine. bmw stands for bavarian motorworks. it is a top quality car known for its outstanding engineering and sports car handling. it combines porsche performance and mercedes luxury. despite its contriversial designing, it's the second largest automaker.

Joe: damn did u hear that car's engine? Jack: yeah, that's the 500 hp V-10 bmw M5

By porschephile

I've owned a Porsche, a Mercedes, a Honda and now a BMW M5. I will always love my Mercedes but I have a new found appreciation for the brilliant performance of my 500HP M5. V10 Engine, this cars a speed demon.

The BMW M5 is one of the best cars I have ever had the pleasure of owning. ''The 97,000 dollar dream machine''

By Car guy