What's on your mug?

Someone who fucking begs for your advice and does the fucking opposite to rub it in your face.

Nigher: bro my bf is toxic. Shld i break up? Me: yes *Does opposite Me: fuck u ur suck an askhole

By Anjudidiii

ask-hol; (Noun), New User Variant: Someone who asks questions that could be answered in 5 seconds with a Google search, or by reading the FAQ for new users. Especially common online, you can find them in hardware and software forums, asking the same questions that are pinned to the top of every forum. If they can, they will tie up a software dev's time answering questions, when they could be fixing actual bugs, rather than user errors.

NewUser9822: I need help installing Deforum. I installed it just like the tutorial says, but it doesn't show up in my Automatic1111. Deforum Dev: Have you restarted your Automatic1111 after installing the extension, like it says in the tutorial? NewUser9822: OK, that fixed it! Now I clicked on Generate and I'm getting an error. I think I found a bug. Deforum Dev: Did you change the default settings? NewUser9822: Yeah, I changed a lot of things. I don't remember which ones. AdvancedUser666: Dude, read the FAQ. Don't be an askhole.

By Vendaciousness

Don't be an Askhole, someone who asks questions for advice, but refuses to follow them.

Brian: "Hey man, I need some advice on this." .... Friend: "Yeah man, so what I recommend is this...." Brian: "Awesome, thanks!" ... 5 years later... Brian: "Why didn't anyone tell me I needed to do this?!" ... Friend: "Dude, I did! 5 Years ago! Don't be an Askhole!"

By Dingle-D

Someone who ties you up experts by asking simple questions he could get in 30 seconds by typing his question into Google. The questions are often asked on GitHub (reported as an Issue), Quorum, Reddit, or an online forum, where it takes much longer to post the questions/answers, but an Askhole not only wastes his own time rather than bother reading anything, but he expects any experts to answer his stupid question, even if it is in the FAQ, pinned in the forum and answered 20 other times on the site that month.

User9177: I'm experiencing a problem with your software. When I click on the Analyze button on the main page, I get an error: "Error 2: No File Loaded" and no matter what I do, it happens every time. I tried installing 3x and it still happens! SoftwareDev: Error 2 means you haven't opened a file for it to analyze. Try going into File>Open and choosing a suitable file first, for analysis. User9177: What do you mean? What's a suitable file? SoftwareDev: Dude, don't be an askhole. RTFM.

By Vendaciousness

An ASKHOLE is someone who asks for advice, then negates it verbally immediately, in a condescending manner. Then takes actions contrary to the advice given.

John: Hey Steve! Where's a good place to golf? Steve: I like that one by the ocean. John: What? That place has nothing but distractions. Like all the bikini babes you can see from the 3rd 4th and 5th holes! Ocean air might corrode my clubs! Nah! I'm going to that one that's further away and costs much more! Don't be an ASKHOLE John!

By ReallySUX2BUdontIt?