Aaron
The word "NO!" describes an Aaron perfectly. When he's not taking a shower, or calling you a fucking bot, Aaron is sleeping after reading his book. Aarons hate the idea of pants and as soon as an Aaron is within the walls of his room the battle of the bulge is fully exposed in his briefs. An Aaron is at his best in a blow up cactus costume, this is where girls swoon over Aaron. When Cactus Aaron comes out, hide your girls boys.
Guy 1: "Its Halloween tonight what are you gonna be?" Guy 2: "IDK but i saw Aaron blowing up his cactus costume." Guy 1: " Oh great another night of girls all over Aaron again."
By heheheboi