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Comedian. Full name "Emo Philips" In the world of monotone joke tellers throwing plastic grins in front of simulated brick walls at comedy clubs across the country it is always a breath of fresh air when a comedian is able to stand out not only on his persona but also on extremely well written material. And out of those comedians with the possible exception of Bill Hicks and Denis Leary few are able to find monumental success not only in United States but also over in Europe. Which brings us to Emo Philips. If you have never heard or seen Emo perform it would be very difficult to describe. As one reviewer writes: "With his Prince Valiant haircut, wide-eyed expression of innocence and gawky gestures, Emo Philips has an individual, albeit bizarre, style." But behind the unsettling persona lays some of the best written material found any place. Practically a staple on television during the comedy boom Emo continues to entertain people with his extremely clever and well honed material.

I watched Emo straddle a rabbit.

By Chase!

a bunch of fuck nut stupid dumb cunt mother fuckers, who are hated by everyone, and this makes them sad, so they do more things that make everyone hate them, like hate themselves. They deserve mass gassing, and hitler would have foccused upon this race instead of the Jews, along with teeny boppers, these people are not people, they are god's joke, they are the sperm that should have died on the way to the womb, they are the babies that should have been aborted after birth. Usually dressed in black, these stupid fucking cunts always hunt in packs, a black aura hovers around them.

Non emo #1: WHat do you do if you see two emos hanging out? Non emo #2: I dunno, what? Non emo #1: Cut em' down.

By fuck off cunt

a bunch of suburban kids who have it good turn every little "hiccup" into their life a melodrama. all emo's are the same and are all conformists, even though they hate conformists. How does supporting major clothing stores, ex.Hot Topic, make you a non-conformist? Also there is no difference from the, so-called "real" emo's from the "fake" emo's, it looks like shit, smells like shit, you know the rest. It's all the same. Attire Top: tight black horizontally stripped sweater w/ a scarf, i guess the luxury of breathing is something they're willing to sacrifice. Jeans: as tight as they can get, usually from their little sisters closet or the women's department, funny because their's 2 emo's at my school who have developed testicular cancer..think they need to loosen up their jeans. Hair: Long black asymmetrical greasy haircut covering the left or right eye, the ability to see is compromised for "style". Shoes: usually Chuck Taylor's with their favorite band written on the white part.

Cheer up emo kid, it's not that bad

By Billy F'n Mayo

A state of mind in which the person usually feels hopeless and alone. It is not a fashion statement, although many 'emo' people tend to dress in skinny jeans, black hair, etc. because they know it will differntiate themselves from those 'abercrombie-wearing'kids, so that they will likely never have to deal with them. A common myth is that most emos cut themselves. This is a stereo-type. Self mutilation is caused by depression. One does not have to be emo to cut, but one who cuts is likely to choose to dress 'emo', to express themselves. The 'emo' genre of music is generallytypes of rock, such as screamo, punk, etc. examples: Children Of Bodom, Senses Fail, The Rocket Summer, etc.

"Look at those emo kids, all they do is listen to music and dress in black."

By ITSMEEEE!

a person that "can't seem to handle it" when normal, everyday shit happens. person also takes pride in annoying their closest friends.

"dude my dad told me to hush. I CANT HANDLE IT!!" "a girl called me 'creepy emo guy'. i need to get away from this life!" "i need attention so im gonna cut myself"

By coolestpersoneber