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Nasty smellin' bitch that needs to get her cooch washed out by a pressure washer. Synonyms slut,skank,whore,bitch,hoe,stanky

You know that bitch Jordan? Yeah her stanky ass slept with my home bitches manz

By Googoogahgahhehe

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

By Mouth juice

He is the most sweet boy you will ever meet. He's very caring and loyal, and will always have your back. He is very athletic and has a very close friend group who he's always around. He can be very shy, but once you get to know him he opens up to be a funny and sweet guy. You always want a Jordan in your life to cheer you up.

He's perfect, he must be Jordan! You always need a Jordan in your life.

By ihf6rsefpiw

Jordan (johr-dahn)- Jordan is a major douche and doesn't understand real love. He may seen cute at first to may but he isn't as true as you think. Jordan is popular and has many friends, but you should stay away from him. Jordans are heart-breaker and may be pathological liars. He isn't very smart and is known for asking stupid questions. Beware of Jordans.

OMG Jordan literally broke up with me! That heartbreaker doesnt understand my passion!

By xxFacts4LIieXx

the book of why Jordan is beautiful: chapter one: her smile Her smile is the most beautiful thing in the world when I see it I just stop and admire how beautiful it is when she smiles I smile because as long as she’s happy then I’m happy because when she smile it just lights up the room Chapter two: her laugh Her laugh is the cutest thing well one of the cutest things when she laughs it the cutest thing I just have to smile because if she wasn’t cute enough she’s 10000x cuter when she laughs it like a the most beautiful sound ever Chapter three: her voice Her voice is just wow I could listen to it like trippie redd album just because of the way it warms my heart when I hear her voice I’m just like omg everything is gonna be A okay Chapter four: her eyes She may not think it but her eyes are the cutest thing when I look into them I see our future and something cuter my reflection just kidding but her eyes are that beautiful brown and ah just wow Chapter five: her hair Her hair is just so perfect it is the beautiful gold color and smells the best when ever I hug her it is just so beautiful and soft and I love it but not as much as I love her Chapter six: her nose Her nose is just the cutest little thing and is so damn cute one of her amazing 100 features Chapter seven her body: Her body is just so 🥵 like she is my little short softie boo and whenever I see her I’m just like is she a parking ticket because she has fine written all over her

Omg she is such a jordan

By Jahhhh