What's on your mug?

anybody who’s name is Corey

is your name Corey? Major simp

By beanbun

Joe

Person 1: Aw man he’s such a simp! Person 2: What’s a simp? Person 1: Have you not heard? The definition of simp is Joe. Fuck Joe! Person 2: Ew! Fuck Joe! Person 3: Joe? Who’s joe? Person 1 & 2: JOE MAMA Person 3: No, Joe the Simp Person 1, 2, & 3: FUCK JOE! joe pussy

By Devi1sev7n

A man that tries to do anything to get with a woman, even if she gives him no attention back. Usually, he will compliment anything about her.

Jad Harb is a simp because he keeps complimenting Jessica's shoes. Jad Harb ditched the boys to go out with Jessica and her sister.

By Dadoopriv

A person who chooses a female person over the boys, even on a saturday.

Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys! Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.

By SwagMasta42069

Someone who will go through far lengths to please a girl, mainly to get laid.

Damn man, he's a simp

By ayyhoe