What's on your mug?

A border-line retarded, cream cheese looking ass beta nibber with that crusty hair who watches anime past his bedtime and enjoys dead memes. Looks like an inbred ginger version of Ricky Berwick with a black guy's nose. Some Jordans may also seem gay since some have dead-beat YouTube and Twitch channels. You can tell on if they're deep-throating a banana or if they having a sexual desires by eating a cinnamon bun. They are the living embodiment of a creep due to the large erection they have by looking at high school teachers and a weeb due to the massive collection of loli body pillows covered in cum stains found in the back of their closet. Being around one is like having to be trapped in a room with a crackhead.

YO THAT GUY LOOKS LIKE A JORDAN. SEE THAT ERECTION HE HAS WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE TEACHER?

By theungreatchild

Gay

Jordan is gay

By Jddbwhwhshsbs

A cute guy with darkly colored eyes and hair, plays the trumpet, makes the best facial expressions, is nice, really funny, tall, rare, helpful, gives you so many butterflies that you can fly, supportive, sarcastic, goofy

Friend: Sooooooo, who's that guy you sit next to in English? Me: Jordan Friend: Uh uh Me: Lay a finger on him and I will tear you to shreds, he's mine Random Person: He's single tho Me: *looks at calendar* oh ho, only for two more years

By Clumzy Hooman

Jordan is a tall, funny, loving, kind young woman who is the best friend you will ever have. she has hazel eyes and dirty blonde hair, she will listen to you and help you is you have a problem. if you have a friend/best friend/girlfriendnamed Jordan keep them close as hell trust me its worth it

Jordan is the best friend you will ever have

By PPUUSSSSYYYY

Jordan is a guy that at first seems like an annoying person, but once you get to know him he's sweet, caring, helpful, funny, makes the best facial expressions, and cute. Just hearing his name will give you so many butterflies that they'll travel down your legs and come out of your toes. He's the type of person that can make you laugh no matter what mood your in. He'e the type of person that everyone wants to be around. He is very addicting and sweet. Don't ever let this guy go if he's your friend, sibling, bf etc. Enjoy him, for he is a rare specimen and cannot be artificially created. Love him with all your heart.

Jordan is amazing

By Clumzy Hooman