A GIANT DICK WHO TURNS ALL THE HOES ON. HES A CUTIE WHOS LIKES BOTH BOYS AND GIRLS. HIS MOM IS A GIANT WHORE WHO IS A MUSIC TEACHER BY DAY AND A STRIPPER BY NIGHT. HE HAS A GIANT COCK AND 87 GIRLFRIENDS AND 69 BOY FRIENDS. HE LIKES TO SHOVED THINGS UP HIS ASS.
WOW That JAKE kid has a GiAnT cock I wish he wasnt such a dick
By mdrrr the daddy
a douche bag that makes joke at everyone elses expense just so he can try to get with a girl that will never go out with him. usually smells like shit, though on occasion actaully showers with soap. but he will have you back if it dosent harm him in any way becasue hes a self preserving asshole
girl 1: hey jake just asked me out girl 2: what are you gonna say girl 1: no of course
By Jake
Complete and utter wet cabbage
Oooooooo, that cabbage is all wet, must be a jake
By XjmsdearnleyyX
Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.
Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.
By Jpatterson733
The biggest simp you will ever meet. He will like a girl then his best friend will like that girl too but the girl likes his best friend. They will start dating then Jake will jump of his top bunk and say “I’m gonna kill myself!”
Jake will never get a gf
By Robby Sheffield