What's on your mug?

Nope. That's why I use YOU (as an abstraction and in aggregate). I know you're practically a [bald] cripple so I'll explain it to you. YOU as "an abstraction" means "As an idea that represents someone who thinks what you purport to think" and "in aggregate" YOU" as a part of a group". You follow? Because it's unlikely that you're the only one who thinks what you think. I [don]'t purport to know you at an interpersonal level. That's why I use "You as an abstraction and in aggregate" It's implicit (or impliket as Jordan likes to say) in the explanation. [Bald] cripple "I [don]'t care motherfucker" Hym "I know! I [don]'t care that you [don]'t care! Since you like to remind me of the shit I said: Remember how I said that the age difference between you and your [wife] is the same as the difference between me and you daughter and that if I'm a [pedo] than so are you? That's hilarious! They got to be getting up there in age by now, huh? You think their boyfriends are going to do the thing? "I AM HYM!!!!" Right? Did they already do it? Are the [hammer] clowns going to come for them? I hope not. I would hate for that to happen." [Bald] cripple "Now you know how the retard feels."

Hym "No. I [don]'t. Because I didn't fuck Kendra M- Wait... Do you already know who she is? Does everyone? Should I say it? [Nah]... I won't say it... Heheheheheh... Somebody mentioned something about a contractual obligation to not mention me. It figures [Youtube] is owned by a woman. Hey, remember when you cried like a [bitch] after someone made that Nigger-[guy] compilation? Because you though you were going to loses everything? What do you think is going to happen to you if the half of the country that hates you decides to use this against you? How inextricably linked are we? You should seriously think about doing some of my jokes in your [next] set. Everybody who does it seems to kill with it and get positive coverage because I'm an objectively better comedian then you and a [genius] and a quasi-deity. Isn't that wild? That I can just be that must better than you in spite of all you hard [work]? Rendered completely meaningless. Just like a whore fucking a retard instead of you. All that hard [work] down the drain... Oh well I guess. Hey, give me a sign when they do the thing I need to make sure my minions are 'on it'. You know? Kay I love you buhbye!"

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