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A jake is a god who likes to be worshipped. He is a very special individual

Jake is cool

By Jj waller

Jake is a short guy he is smart,funny and cute he likes to hunt he go his first buck last year. He likes to make fun of people (me) he has a cute smile and he play with his hair witch is just perfect This it to chicken yum yum

Girl: your cute Jake:thx Jake: a few minutes later looking at the girl (she likes me) Girl:no I don’t it’s a complement

By Flower1773

Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.

Girl: hey look it's Jake! Girl 2: yeah we should talk to him, I've heard he's super nice

By 2stroke4life

simp.

Jake is simp of the year

By clownoftheyear

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .

''Yo jake has a big dick''

By factspitta69420