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God

a great and all-mighty god who created the earth and all its creatures at the beginning of time. Loves His children with unfailing love. Is a god who provides, loves, and cares. Listens to prayers and answers them at the perfect time. He speaks to His children through His Word, other people, songs, experiences, dreams, etc. He gives His children tests and obstacles to make them a stronger person and to test their faith. Provides life-changing experiences and just knowing Him changes you as a whole. He's a god that is always good and is always trustworthy. He speaks to you constantly and watches over you always. He always has a plan for everyone and has something in store for you. He does everything for a reason so nothing in life is random. God is good all the time. All the time, God is good.

"God told me that He has a plan for me." "I'm going to church today to meet God." "In my prayers, I talked to God about my day today." "God answered my prayers and spoke to me today."

By Jeremiah 23:19

God

Those most misunderstood being.

Christian: My God is the one true God. He's his own father and son. See, I'm obviously cooler than you guys because I can grasp that concept. Jew: Fakakta! Buddhist: We are all God. We are all Buddha. Hindu: Well, we're pantheists, but we represent the one true name as having multiple avatars, or manifestations, so people think we're polytheists. We're not. Moslem: Ayallluahee! You are all infidels and must die. But, being righteous, so must I. You know, virgins *poke, poke*. Atheist: Fuck god! Me (sighing): You're all wrong...

By HazyKushen

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