john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.
“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?” “do you mean that middle school boy named john?” “yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”
By mycatisbetterthanyours
john is a mad cunt who fingers his dog
oi u ken john. yes. he fingers his fucking dug. what a retard
By john is a cunt
John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.
1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.
By God has a huge cock
Most boring, fucking basic ass name
Person 1: Hey! What’s your name? Person 2: John! Person 1: oh fuck *walks away*
By Zxulh
Absolute ALPHA. John is a great friend and an all around great guy to be with. He will make everyone stop and look with his sexy looks and fat cock. John is a guy that everyone wants to be friends with. Overall he is an outstanding person and the most down to earth guy out there. If you are friends with a John do not do anything that could end the friendship, keep close and stay friends with him because he will help you to be the best you can be.
Guy 1: Did you see Johns new haircut Girl 1: holy fuck i would let john take advantage of me any day. That mullet and stache has me so wet!! Girl 2: He could shit on my chest and would take it.
By John99901