What's on your mug?

Not having to look up the definition of swag

You aint got no swag, foo

By TheSwagPoster

Good stuff from the bigwigs!

Got me some uber swag at a promo party!

By DigitalKreation

Swag refers to an Alderley homie's belongings he may need in the near future, particularly tasty munchies, or drugs. For particularly great swag, further emphasis on the quality of drugs/ munchies being deemed necessary, "swaag", "swaaag", "swaaaag" and so on can be used, often in a nasal, throaty, higher pitched voice similar to how Kryten says "smeeeg" in Red Dwarf, but higher pitched.

"Just let me go inside and get my swag before we leave" "I need to go to the shops and get some swag" After pulling some fine drugs out of pocket, "Swaag!"

By BrynD

A new means of punctuation that arose at the turn of the 21st Century.

"I just got paid, swag" "I just fucked my ho, SWAG" "Dis nigga just made da bes peabnut butter and jelly sandwich evah SWAAAAAWAWWAGWGAGAGAAGAAAAAG"

By Tha$wag

Coming from a scottish term for a way of walking, it has come to mean how someone holds themselves, generally in terms of "coolness". It can also be used to refer to free things handed out at conventions, though this is less common and less well known. More recently the phrase, having long since gone out of style, has begun to be mocked. First taking on a more sexual tone, generally being used to say someone is good at picking up chicks/guys, people have now taken to making fun of people who use the phrase by claiming it is an acronym for "Secretly we are gay". They appear to be unaware of the fact that this implies they, as well as the speaker, are gay.

Look at that guy's Swag, he thinks he's so cool

By Joural