What's on your mug?

Im a john, were quite boring, we chill an play games with the boys. Yep thass about it.

Wow, why is John writing this at two in the morning

By one of the other johns

A guy who is so kind to you and loves you unconditionally but will show red flags later on like playing the victim and being a jerk. If you can get him to communicate properly with you there’s a good chance your relationship will end up happy and for many years but be warned johns are easily annoyed and are very introverted meaning after a fight there’s a good chance you’ll find him locked up in the basement with his gaming controller in hands

Ex: I cant believe John ghosted me for hours!

By Ghostiepants

An impeccable specimen of a male. With brains and braun, he would make a damn hell of a doctor and representative for Bergen County Academy's AMST.

Random Person: John's a great kid.

By NotJohnR

johns are very outgoing baseball player, any sports guy... LAME, he loves booty pics,

omg john is so cool he plays baseball

By mommyyyyy3

a beautiful dude from unordinary, created by uru-chan. truly hotly amazing. and no im not an otaku

Arlo - "John you shit" John - "oh look at this dumb fuck lmfao"

By john Chloe richelle eli oneli