What's on your mug?

Think that they're different than 'most' people for stumbling upon interests, music, or having ideas that are not yet considered "popular" to a vast amount of people. Once those things have reached a high volume of others, they are no long "quirky" or "cool".

"Have you ever listened to (ironic band name here) ? Probably not “hipster” enough. They dont have any recordings and never released any albums. They played their first live show in my basement, and I was the only one there. After their set, I murdered all of them so that I could be the only one to ever know what they sounded like. Never heard anyone like them."

By VH1HighSkool

Dominic. The OG hipster. He was a hipster before hipsters were a thing.

Oh Dominic? That hipster’s just laying in the grass to center himself and rethink his place in the world. He’ll be ready back to day drinking after his favorite sad song finishes playing in his head.

By Thatfunnyishgirl

The American and more widespread strain of what was once known as the 'Shoreditch/Hoxton Twat', The 'London Wanker', the Scenester, the Trendy, The Trustafarian, The Urban Hippy, The Dickhead. Immortalised by the comedy series 'Nathan Barley' and satirical song 'Being A Dickhead's Cool'. They suffer the Dunning-Kruger effect as they think they're enlightened because they only socialise with sycophantic idiots with exactly the same 'centre-left' opinions on everything, braying and spluttering, and who work in the same industries (if they have ever worked) but are are too stupid to realise how unenlightened and unlettered they are.

Hipster: Yah my favourite book is , like Catcher in the Rye? It really sopeaks to my soul about how everyone is such a phoney. Adult; What a fucking hipster.

By Max Biggins

1. Straight men who mimic the look and style of the gay bear community, and believes every beer is meant to be hoppy.

I thought I was in a gay bar, but then I realized it was just a hipster hang out.

By TDSOR

Anyone who is named or has a variation of the name "Germain".

Germain is such a hipster.

By Bnerdude