What's on your mug?

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with

John: "Hey Man"

By Owluminati

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with "Hey Man"

Me: Sup John: Hey Man

By Owluminati

A one nut wounder. He has his pecker in his hand, he's a one ball man and he's off to the rodeo.

Dude I saw a one nut wounder. I heard his name is john.

By Pudden_Pop

likes to say bacon

Friend: hey John how are you John: Bacon

By sheeeeesh dawg

A guy named John.

Do you want some pizza John?

By YelKyr