What's on your mug?

Add the bed, subtract the [clothes], divide the [legs], and pray you [won]'t multiply

I was at my boyfriends [house] when he suddenly [said], "Let's have sex" so he ate me out, then put a pen in and out of my vagina over and over again because he wanted to get [hard], untill I cummed all over the bed. I had to get some of him, so I sucked his penis. He got hard in my mouth. The he felt my breasts which by the way are huge. He then had sex with my [butt] untill I pinned him to the bed. I took his penis, and put it in and out of my vagina. His condom was very thin, and I could see right through it. I licked it and I think that he could feel me. Then he got on [top] and rode me for [like] an hour. He put his hands on my [boobs] and we rolled around the bed lickin eachother and kissing. Then, the doorbell rang. I got it, naked and all, and there was another girl. SHe wanted to join. He fucked her [hard] while I sat there and sobbed. Finally, I left and went to have sex with her boyfriend. THen we all did it together (all of the people in our group) and there were penises and condoms and all everwhere. It was awesome.

This definition is too long for this mug.

When a [man] sticks his penis in a [woman]'s vagina or a [man]/woman's mouth.

I ditched school for the second half of the day, I hated all the [teachers]. Fuck my life. I took a trail in the woods home, when suddenly I was pinned to the ground. I looked up to see Ryan, the hottest boy in my school. His lips kissed mine and started to tongue me, and when He [ripped] his shirt off to reveal a six pack,I giggled, kissing down his chest as he pulled off my shirt. I wasn't wearing a bra, so he started to [suck]. [Moaning], I started to take his pants off, his boxers sliding down with it. I stared in [joy] at the 9' cock in [front] of me, and teased him off, starting to lick the [tip], sucking on it. He moaned and screamed "Faster!" So I bobbed my head back and forth, taking about five inches into my mouth with the first thrust, gaining an inch every time. Groaning, I stopped sucking and started to [pull] my own ants down, where he fingered me hungrily. "Just fuck me already!" And he did so, pulling off my thing and at first teased me with it, before slamming his cock into my vagina, all 9'. Moaned and screamed, and he thrusted faster and faster until we both came and lay on the floor, and we made out again. Sex.

This definition is too long for this mug.