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Michael likes everyone

By HalifaxRoys

No one likes Michaels. They don't care about whats around them and what it doesn't benefit them they don't listen. They have a tendency to have a small penis and be bad in bed. They are not confident about their body due to the small extension they have between legs. The company durex created the XXXS size for condoms so that Michaels don't have to die virgins. If you see a Michael say hello and punch him in the balls, he won't feel a thing.

Rebeca: He is hot Haven: He is a Michael Rebeca: Fuck small dick...

By SheWasOnlyXI

A total piece of shit

Man, Michael can go fuck off

By Osamadong19

The big gey

Ur so michael

By Big Frog

a pretty cool dad but who is an oxymoron without the oxy

my dads name is Michael

By barbee1300