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John’s usually have horse cocks, and very flirtatious. They give off so much positive energy.

Omg did you see Johns dick print in his sweats.

By Jmoney39

John Is BLACK….

OMG IT’S A JOHN, WE GOTTA CATCH HIM

By SEXY_BOI

If your name is John, you probably worked at a Strip club and you love inviting dancers out to a different state to play volley ball for extra credit. John’s love pussy & anorexic fit females ranging to muscle meat heads. John’s like to take charge, they love to insult you, and live for sarcasm while being the biggest wet pillow in private.

He’s awesome in bed but doesn’t look like he is, who is he? - Oh, That’s John

By Strippinthewalk

John is a unique human being, they are mostly born in Autumn falls or Winter, he makes mistakes and realises his mistakes as soon as possible, John is Very handsome pure hearted dude who wants nothing in life but true Love, he's been wishing to find the girl of his Dreams. Be assured John's are never unlucky

Stranger: Hey you know someone named John around here?? John: My name is John Stranger: OMG you are what I'm looking for handsome!!

By Greek Myths

An ant raping pan chewing pool adicted maniac who lives to shit out lego pieces

Did John shit in the hall again !? Are there lego pieces?! Yes !

By Magofucker