An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.
"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk
By Women (The 'wo' is silent)
Kana.
Person 1: “Why does kana curl up on peoples laps?” Person 2: “because she’s a cat.”
By KanaEnoshima
a floofer bean, has the foofiest little beans on its foots
omg im getting a cat! cant wait to sqeeze its little floofer bean toes!! :3
By Łûčkÿ_Çøłłïę
Cats are a liquid that can fit into any space. They are also capable of destroying any innocent creature, so be warned. They are also extremely cute.
My cat murdered my family My cat is cute
By oddballio
Demon creature but also historical
The cat looks very dangerous with its claws and teeth but if you look carefully the cat is just doing it for the gram
By grokerprime