What's on your mug?

A bitch

You're a Jake

By mcfebble

He’s sweet, respectful and okay. He gets a few girls but is very kind to everyone. He loves to eat food. He treats a girl like a queen. hot looking. Very pretty eyes.

timona: you see jake over there Rachel: yea he’s sooo hot timina: get chu someeeee ;)

By An.angel

It rhymes with 'Cake'.

"Hey look, there's Jake the Cake!"

By You'reWelcome69

jake is a demi-god who should be king and be praised by friends and family and everyone in between. his word is the law and if you cross him I swear you will be sorry he is extremely powerful, handsome, fit, fast, and popular.

jake is the king of everything.

By humangod

A dumb child who is a waste of space on this planet

Jake is a retard

By Jake the idiot 101