The rare creature who is able to give you the thing you always wanted but thought you you could never have.
"You fell in love with a unicorn. It was beautiful, then sad, then sadder. I laughed, I cried, I puked in my mouth a little. And honestly, I kind of get it."
By lilyrosa
Don't you dare tell me they're not real! THEY ARE REAL GODDAMNIT!
Unicorns are real!
By TheWhiteBowser
A negative term used by straight couples looking to save their dying relationship by searching for a third for a threesome. Called a “unicorn” as it’s rare anyone would be willing to subject themselves to that volatile mess they call a relationship. Unlike an open relationship or a polyamourous relationship, which can be used to positively describe a relationship involving romantically and/or sexually more than two people, a unicorn is someone who will be used by the couple who don’t care about what happens to the third in the slightest. If someone asks you to be their unicorn, RUN!
“Did you hear? Stacy and Mark went looking on Tinder for a woman to be their unicorn!” “Why?” “Because this is the fourth time Stacy caught him cheating and is desperately looking for something to save their relationship.” “Do you think it’ll work?” “Hell no!”
By Peculiar-Person
Cute fluffy creature with a magical cone on its head that farts rainbows.
"Oh, my gosh look at that fluffy unicorn! He's so fluffy, I'm gonna die!" -Agnes
By GTA_lover99
A creature that poops rainbows, barfs glitter, bleeds happiness, can take you on a magical adventure, and has meat that tastes like sprinkles.
My pet Unicorn loves to party!
By SuperCat113