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what perverted dads say if they hear a female fart

girl: *farts* dad: you queef?

By easportstothegay

an expulsion of air from the vagina after copulation, an instance of vaginal flatulence

There are ways to prevent an unwanted queef today.

By Light Joker

a wet vagina fart that doesnt smell, but sounds hysterical

Rob : Whats that smell? You fart? Krystal : Nah i queefed. Rob : O, well whats that smell. Krystal : My vagina smells like stank fish.

By Spoimez

An audible expulsion of air from the vaginal canal not necessarily associated with sexual activity. Women who've not kept up on their Kegels can experience queefing after any activity that opens the vulva and canal. Standing on her head (in yoga) or doing bicycle kicks while lying down. In other words, anything that lifts her ass above the rest of her.

The bikram yoga class was interrupted by thunderous bursts of queefing when all the women stood up after standing on their heads

By cornwallisfritter

When the lips of the vagina play paddycake as it expells large quanity of air.

My girlfriends pussy played vaginal music as she queefed.

By Chris