Nu Metal
The down-tuned nu metal sound is simply absurd. The strings are down so low they are virtually hanging off the neck, leaving a woolly, indistinct barrage of black noise. QUIT TRYING TO BE SOMEONE. Only kick ass rock like Motley Crue's which the entire Dr. Feelgood set was tuned down to D for added power.
Samples, DJs, scratching, and all that lameness: Please! Is it rock or dance? Aside from the sheer lack of creativity involved in samples, the whole [vibe] of rock 'n' roll with its jamming and unpredictability is removed in a sea of [computer]-generated mechanical perfection. And while [DJ]-ing may be quite a skill (debate that elsewhere), to class DJs as musicians is pretty laughable. Anyway, all that stuff is just nauseating. AND their use of loops is simply down to [bad] musicianship. Losers.
Stupidity: If you asked me to describe any nu metal band in ten [words], intelligent would not be one of them. Not would it be if you gave me 1000 [words]. This manifests itself in the lyrics, where Durst et al, too dense to think of anything to actually say, simply swear for four minutes in a time in a bid to persuade us that they are hard. It's not working, mate.
Melody vs. rap: One problem with guitars tuned sub-sonically low… no one can sing over them. Besides which, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park and co. couldn't carry, let alone write, a tune to save their lives. So instead they rap, all very well except that rap depends on a) clever lyrics and b) diverse instrumentation. So with the same beat and essentially same feel, structure, and sound to every song, it is fair to say that all nu metal is in fact one song.
Lack of stage presence: It always startles me how much the members of Stain'd have in common with The Thunderbirds in their on stage movements.
Manufactured: Rock & roll is about rebellion. It is about independence, freedom, and attitude. So a band that is controlled, nay, manufactured by the record company is surely against the spirit of rock & roll. Indeed, it is not unfair to point out that manufactured rock & roll is an [oxymoron] -- a CONTRADICTION IN TERMS. In other [words], these complete idiots posing as rock & rollers are puppets to the industry, simply a cynical, [money]-making scam which the record companies create and we are supposed to follow like [sheep]. Then [MTV] play them relentlessly, selecting the bands that suit the [MTV], politically-correct, plastic and unthreatening (to them) way, at the same [time] rejecting other artists putting out quality product… the record companies and [MTV] [work] together to tell you what to listen to. Are you going to let them do that?
FIBI (For Idiots By Idiots): No real comment necessary here (but here's one anyway) ever noticed the lame audiences nu metal attracts? And the way they dress
[Nu] Metal blows. Slipknot is one of them.
No, 13 masked jackasses who scream [shit], from podunk Iowa [aren]'t cool.
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