What's on your mug?

if you have to look for it in urban dictionary, you don't have one.

No, really, assert yourself. Become your best self, and clean up a little bit. You got this king. Go get that girlfriend!

By anonxacct01

The Reason most men are constantly broke, or nearing bankruptcy. Also used for Drama or sex.

Man: Hey lets go out to eat! Man2: Sorry Man I can't. Man: Why not? Man2: Because I'm broke Man: How can you be broke? You make 80k a year! Man2: I have girlfriend.....

By Fisty McFist

something you don't know how to keep because you are a jerking off stupid asshole

where's my girlfriend she left you for a real man dummy

By !**grow.up.stupid**!

Girlfriend:Someone you think about when you wake up in the morning and before you fall asleep at night. Someone who can make you smile for no reason at all.

Exaples: something you dont have Kid 1: I have a Girlfriend one minecraft Kid 2: Please im 11 and i have 20 girlfriends on minecraft

By @seb_memes_

Someone who you endlessly waste your time and money on, so she can repay you by screwing you over for someone else, and still have the nerve to ask you to be her friend. Cuz she thinks shes all that

Any girl I've ever met.

By towel401