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The [F word]. Its versatility as a word is rarely seen in the [common] [lexicon].

It can be used as a noun: "Damn! That fuck got away!" As both a prefix and a suffix to a noun: "Hey, fuckface, are you up for a dogfuck?" As a verb: "That dog is hot; I'd fuck her [like] I fucked [your mom]!" In Russian Reversal: "In Soviet Russia, goat fucks YOU!!" As an adjective: "That fucking Protestant won't get away with it." As a transitive verb: "John fucks Shirley." As an intransitive verb: "Shirley fucks." As a place/name: "Oh, I feel so nice in my Fuck" As a way to command: "Go eat shit fuckers. As a proper noun: "I am Fuck! Fuck of the Mountain!" As an adverb: "Hermes traipsed fuckfully through the leafy glade." As an indefinite pronomina: "How many countries in EU do you know? Man, I don't know fuck!" An excellent interjection between syllables: Abso-fucking-lutely not. That's de-fucking-licous" As a substitute for song lyrics you can't remember: "Billie Fuck fuck not my lover, she's just a fuck who fuck that I fuck the fuck. But fuck in the fuck fuck fuck [donkey]." As a Holy Word: "Holy Fuck!" Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play Hide-and-go-Fuck-yourself" Greetings:"Who the fuck are you?" Dismay: "Oh, fuck it." Trouble: "Well, I guess I'm fucked again." Aggression: "Fuck you!!!" Disgust: "Fuck me!!!" Confusion: "What the fuck...?" Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking thing." Incompetence: "He fucks up everything." Confusion: "What the fuck is going on?" Lost: "Where the fuck are we? In the middle of fucking nowhere!" Drunk: "Where the fuck am I?"/"Who the fuck am I?"/"What the fuck am I doing?"/"What the fuck did I just do?!"/"...and why the fuck do I have the lyrics to a song called Lambo-Lambo stuck in my [head]?!" Lust: "I'll fuck you with a rake." Disbelief: "Unbe-fucking-lievable!!!" More Disbelief: "In-fucking-credible" Anger: "Who fucked me?" Pain: "Oh, FUCK!" Pleasure: "Oh, FUCK!" Starting a [relationship]: "Let's fuck now!" Quickly ending the relationship you just started: "Fuck..." Sincerity: "I fucking love Kamchatka." Ignorance: "Who the fuck is Alice?" A fucking cute kitten. Hate: "You Fuck!" A poker hand: "A Royal Fuck." Denial: "I didn't fucking do it." Perplexity: "I know fuck all about it." Apathy: "Who gives a fuck?" Carelessness: "Fuck that." Resignation: "Oh fuck it." Panic: "Let's get the fuck out of here!" Directions: "Fuck off." Incestuous: "Mother Fucker." I have a headache: "Go fuck yourself." Fatigue: "I'm absolutely fucked." Nautical: "Fuck the Admiral!" Reproach: "You fucking killed™ me" Insanity: "I'm fucked up" Parachute malfunctions: "FUCK." In Conjunction with '[god]': "Oh My Fucking [God]!" Prayer: "Oh my fucking [God]!" Being stabbed: "Oh my fucking [God]!" Being raped by an invisible man: "Oh my fucking [God]!" Being raped by an invisble woman: "Oh My Fucking [GOD]! [YES]!" Winning the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking [God]!" Losing the Lottery: "Oh My Fucking [God]!" (especially if you spent your last few bucks on a ticket, you penniless [loser]) brevity: "fuck" Anger: "Jesus fucking christ!"

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