What's on your mug?

Gaming

Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... ...How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work use more gun. Like this Heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little 'ol number designed by me Built by me ...and you'd best hope not pointed at you.

By Engineergamingexpandededition

Engineer is a soft-spoken, amiable Texan from Bee Cave, Texas, USA with an interest in all mechanical things. He specializes in constructing and maintaining Buildings that provide support to his team, rather than fighting at the front lines, making him the most suitable for defense. The Engineer's various gadgets include the Sentry Gun, an automated turret that fires at any enemy in range, the Dispenser, a device that restores the health and ammunition of nearby teammates, and Teleporters that quickly transport players from point A to point B.

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer — that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?' because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems.

By Howdy There Pardner!

A person who is addicted to masturbation and always think of masturbation only.

Abhash is addicted to masturbation he must be an engineer

By motherfathermf

Someone who forgot more math than you ever knew, and who fixes problems you didn't even know could exist.

I bet you didn't know your bike has a structural problem. Oh look, I've met an engineer!

By PizzaPuntThomas

1. Someone who builds or works on machines 2. A TF2 class :)

“He’s an engineer” “HE’S PLAYING ENGINEER?!”

By Auggie_chan