What's on your mug?

A bro who owns you in DoD every time, and theres nothing you can do about it.

Oh No! Cowboy owned me again! Dammit!

By Pinkius

a delicacy composed of bagel, turkey, barbecue sauce, and cheese.

Person 1: I'm gonna go grab a cowboy before the football game, wanna come with? Person 2: Nah, I had a philly steak and cheeze like 10 minutes ago

By analfriends

An animal

You’re one wild cowboy yeehaw

By Nijagen

The government invented them to sell smokehouse bacon cheddar cheeseburgers to poor, ignorant folks.

"II understand why you want to be a cowboy"

By Taylorrrrrrrrrrrr123

Cowboys make a run for Mexico in every movie, but none of them keep going and make it to Brazil or Argentina. You also don't hear about a cowboy crossing the Atlantic in a boat headed for a remote island, or landing a hot air balloon in the Sahara desert and riding a camel for the rest of his life. There must be a town in Mexico full of old retired cowboys.

The cowboys never go anywhere but Mexico when they escape. There hasn't been a cowboy during yet in Asia, Africa, Europe, or Australia, none have popped up there.

By Solid Mantis