What's on your mug?

what Loki calls Thor.

“The sun will shine on us again, brother” -Loki 2018, after an attempt to stab Thanos with a dagger.

By irondad stan

A male or male-ish person who is either the greatest friend you'll ever get or your sibling. If someone calls you their brother they love you, unless you're actually their brother, in that case they hate you.

-"I'm so proud of my brother!" -"Believe me, you don't want an actuall brother."

By That's a name

A brother is a little piece of shit that annoys you every second of your life. They were probably a failed abortion. If you are thinking about asking for one, rethink that decision because it will be the worst decision of your life if you ask for one.

My brother is a piece of annoying shit.

By anonymous fact-teller

A brother is someone who constantly beat you up, break your dreams, supresses you, make you look bad in front of your patents, eat your candy, snitch to your parents and wake you up with a knife one inch from your head! Still (it appears) your parents say that it's your brother and you should love each other unconditionally. If you're home alone with your brother for a day or two, i wouldn't wonder if you newer woke up again, or woke up with a pillow presses to your face. But on the other hand, if you where the only child in the house, you would probably suffer from diabetes...

Me: "My back hurt and i don't believe in myself" Friend: "I'd hate to have a brother" The most anxious, depressed and unpopular guy at school: "I have 3"

By Jimmy Jackson Potter

Boy or man who has the same two parents in common with someone.

My brother is a good person.

By Mr. Jacov