A human being who does not believe in the destruction of other animals because we humans can survive off of plants unlike many animals especially aquatic animals who can not survive off of plants.Most people have an unrealistic perception of us vegans.
Vegans are more earthly than over 70% of the human population.
By black_widow_spyder
Someone who refuses to either eat or wear anything derived from an animal. Not necessarily any less healthy than your typical omnivore—contrary to popular belief, you can get protein from some plants—but not necessarily any more so. Also not inherently self-righteous...but altogether too many of them are.
"You can preach veganism at me all you want...but I'm not giving up chicken strips, silk shirts, or leather boots. Get over it."
By Qit
Someone who doesn't understand the evolutionary history of "Teeth."
John stood tall, and proudly proclaimed his Veganism - prior to dropping to the floor due to his microcytic aenemia resulting from iron deficiency, bone degredation from calcium deficiency, and fatal pernicious anemia from B12 deficiency. Poor John.
By staratsx
Source of amusement online. Is also a popular member of the online phenomenon 'Find the Vegan'. Will get red in the face if comments are made about: -Animals being slaughtered -Being insulted for being Vegan -Being mentioned for being Vegan Can be found on forums and websites such as Tumblr. You will know someone is a Vegan when they try to tell you about it. Identifiable features include: -Posting about Animal Cruelty -Posting about being Vegan -Posting about how Non-Vegans must be worshipers of Satan -Posting fake stories about processing meat meant to convert people. Examples include:
Person 1: How do you find a Vegan at a party? They'll let you know. Person 2: Excuse Me... So Not True... Person 1: How do you find a Vegan on Facebook? Person 1: How do you find a Vegan? They'll let you know. Person 2: How do you find a Meat-Eater at a party? Don't worry, they'll be everywhere, BBQing dead animals and stuffing them in their mouths and saying 'OMG Vegans are so Preachy' Person 3: I found the Vegan Person 1: Science Experiment: Who is easiest to summon? Egberts? Pizza? John Green? A Vegan? The only way to find out is to reblog and wait... Person 2: f**k you vegans aren't your source of entertainment you animal killers. Person 1: AND THE VEGAN WINS
By PaulSmallSmith
Someone who doesn't eat anything that came from an animal. But then again, if that were their motto, they wouldn't be "allowed" to eat vegatables or fruits or pretty much anything else, either. Because those foods are grown in manuer, which, not to gross people out, is animal crap. And, FYI, animal crap comes from animals too. So vegans pretty much don't eat anything. Except water. Which isn't a food.
Ashley: Woah, Mary Kate, your so thin, what have you been eating? Mary Kate: Just water. Hilary Duff is on the same thing. Isn't my new 'vegan diet' just FAB?! Ashley: Um, sure.. but I asked what you were eating. Mary Kate: Water...
By Oh em gee is that Rachel? again?