What's on your mug?

1) Somebody who's never been unemployed (or else is so rich that they've never needed a job.) Someone who's never been without health insurance. 2) Someone who's so sanctimonious and prissy that they'll never get laid - so he/she is against sex, contraceptives, and abortion. 3) Someone who's an unpopular loser who never had a day of fun in his/her life, unless it was bullying other people. So he/she is against anything fun (drugs, sex, rock 'n' roll.) 4) Someone who buys a big, expensive house in a fancy neighborhood, and then whines about paying high taxes.

I'm not independently wealthy, and I have a sex life - so I can't afford to be a Republican.

By Anonymous

denotes people who are arrogant, cold blooded, money worshiping, racists, intolerant, liars, ignorant and the list goes on infinitely.

Republicans epitomize absurdity and contradiction; consider themselves as devout christians but support capital punishment and war. (one of the commandments "Thou shall not kill" suddenly vanishes from their memory. Could be due to their brains size of a booger). Shout "communists" especially when they cannot refute the truth.

By birchman

People that don’t care about the poor.They scream “WORK HARD” at welfare recipients without knowing if they tried.They will happily give a welfare check to corporations, though.(Some/most Democrats are like this, I’m looking at you, corporate democrats)

Oh look, A republican screaming at a homeless person

By Nauratoga

A Republican is stupid, they say that Democrats are evil when in reality, it's the other way around. The democratic and Republican party have switched morales in the past few decades, sure Democrates were pro slavery, but if slavery were around now, Republicans would be pro slavery, and if you don't believe me look it up yourself.

You see that idiot hillbilly over there with the big red truck? He is a Republican

By Skinnyfreakinthesheets

Pre-diabetic people obsessed with confusing Walt Disney for Jesus Christ. They are terribly afflicted with racism, sexism, selfishness, paranoia, greed, and ignorance; they generally take several lifetimes to acknowledge common sense, then turn around and brand themselves the originator of it. Usually identified by their: plain clothes terrible hair cuts basic sense of humor awful musical tastes bad sense of judgment over-laughing allergies to non-red-meat foods SHYNESS

"Really?" "I Swear" "But, I mean I was just talking to him" "Me too." "My God. A Republican. So gross. I'm taking a shower."

By Obi_Juan