owned
defeated, lost, humiliated. To be the butt end of a joke.
Scotty was owned when Jared nuts were dropped on his chinny chin chin.
By marc
What's on your mug?
owned
To urinate on yourself in your sleep. This usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking. Ownage can also occur to people you might be sleeping with or some objects your are sleeping on or near.
"Dude you pissed on my couch!" "yeah, I soaked it......OWNED!"
By Nasdaf
owned
word used by gamers. Typically shows a lack of knowledge of the outside world and the workings of the female body. See also pwned
Gamer: I just owned u fuccin n00b Average guy: well I guess I should give the control back to my 11 year old cousin go home and have some sex with my wife and or girlfriend and or woman I picked up at the bar.
By garrtron3030
owned
the act of being someone's bitch, being in great debt to another, to be roaly fucked, to be humiliated.
The indians got totaly owned. I owned your mom, sister, and girlfreind last night after you left. That Navy Seal owned the shit out of Nick.
By The Daves
owned
to be dominated by someone or something often used in conjugation with words such as indoid, hilarious, suckers, ass, sex, quite etc.
that ass did quite get hilariously DOMINATED!!!
By Hitler