What's on your mug?

A dead body. Can also be used for someone who you want to be dead.

"I would come to the local, but I've got a muppet in the boot of my car." or "Don't try me, you muppet."

By Doyle

A person who sings or plays in a band. Used to describe people that entertain other people but in reality there such making a fool of them selfs.

That band is a bunch of muppets!

By Martin (J)

One of multiple screen names of a person who is flooding a forum with their views in duplicate.

The forum is flooded with Muppets tonight, can I get a witness?

By Eric th' Red

The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.

Lydia: dude , is such a muppet. Maria: why happened? Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it. Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him. Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet

By girlswho'sgothegoods

Noun: term of endearment for close friends, often in a form of banter. Noun: a general insulting term to describe an undesirable person.

“Tomaselli just failed his math quiz because he didn’t study. He’s such a muppet.”

By TTPN