What's on your mug?

Lili. Just Lili.

Damn who’s that? Oh that’s just Lili, otherwise known as mommy.

By lexisachad

my lovely mother who loves us all you never know when you will need your mom so make sure to nearly get in fights with her. Why? because she went threw 9 shitty months holding you in her stomach and when it was your time to come she had a 50/50 chance of dying because of you. So next time you scream at your mother, remember she went threw hell to bring you in this work and so you can be here today and read this

girl: UGH MOM! I HATE YOU mommy: I almost died for you girl: sorry mommy

By username was taken by a brat

(1) Dude that's not a thing 🙄 (2) Someone who was pregnant with you for 9 months, gave birth to you, breastfed you, took care of you, and loved you

(1) Again, not a thing (2) Mommy: Aww I love you so much sweetie You: Eww get away from me boomer you've done nothing for me Mommy: Scuse me!?

By I'mABitchI'mABoss

your mommy is very pregnant, so you have to choices, stay and drown in a house full of period blood or run from the evil pregnant monster

ah! mommy’s pregnant, run!

By my socks are wet

look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you don't have half a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means

me: look at this dude ur mom must be dumb you do not have half of a brain cell if you dont know what mommy means you: stop laughing or i'm going to go to your house to beat you me: you fight me you dont even know what mommy means i thought you can beat me after the fight you: at the doctor

By liyuistupidandefiessanismart