A person who says something, and does the exact opposite. See Christian Science can not disprove God, but neither can a 2000 year old book.
Christian: "Science can't prove God is fake!" Atheist: "Your 2000 year old book can't prove a God is real, hypocrite." Such primitive beliefs...
By Train-to-bangkok
Virtually the only insult that goths/punks know.
RB: If you guys are all about individuality, why do you all have the same artificially-black hair, black nails, bobby-pinned clothes, and plaid pants? Punk: Dude, you're such a frekin' hypocrite!
By Rodney Basil
Most ignorant black people nowadays.
Black guy 1: Yo ma nigga! Black guy 2: Waddup ma nigga! White guy: Hey niggers! :) Black guys: >:( Man wajoo jus say?! Ima beatcho ass, mutha fucka! White guy: Oh what the heck AHH!! Damn hypocrites!
By AMNlinkinparkfan115
A word for someone who is and/or does the same thing that they accuse others of doing or being. Most commonly found in dating, battle of the sexes, marriage, politics, parenting, divorce, high school and acts of jealousy. An annoying form of insanity (because one would have to have a twisted view to be repeatedly hypocritical), stupidity and immaturity.
Annoying hypocrite "I had sex with this slut last night" Non-hypocrite "Then are you not a slut too? And what if she like sex more than you but is just more sucessful? If you could nail every chick you would. Doesn't that make you also slut AND a bit of a loser?" Annoying hypocrite "No, men are studs and allowed to have sex but if a woman does she is a slut" Non-hypocrite "Then who are you supposed to have sex with if women are not allowed?" Different Annoying hypocrite "That guy was a verbally abusive, good for nothing loser! I told him that last night" Different Annoying hypocrite 2 "I dumped him because he was obsessed with breasts.. plus his penis was too small"
By Erinnnn
A hypocrite is someone who is critical of a certain practice when they themselves are engaging in the very same practice.
Anyone who supports illegal immigration in Arizona yet maintains locks on the doors of their homes and businesses to keep people from just walking in and taking anything they may need to make a better life for themselves or their families is a hypocrite.
By Markwonder