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a young, gaudy, and sterotypical American of Italian deccent with a macho attitude, usually living in the Northeastern states

Some sleazy guido was staring at my sister.

By Light Joker

cheep and tacky people, usually italian not always.

kevin is a guido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By lampy124

faggot guys that are italian and wear wifebeaters and have very small penis'

mikey's spiked hair makes him look guido

By spf09

someone from the south shore of staten island ..... spiky hair, orange skin from hours of tanning, and freshly waxed eyebrows are the only way to describe them.... not to mention their "accent" which is not even an accent just a poor attempt to sound like their from brooklyn or like their black, oh and don't let the rest of staten island get a bad rap because of the guido, fake south shore. Not all italian staten islanders are guidos just the ones who choose to be.

Guido A: hey browsky u goin clubbin tonight Guido B: yea man i just got new spinnaz on my bmw, the bitc*es are gonna love ' em. Guido A: nice, before we go you want to go stop by the tanning loft then get out eyebows waxed? Guido B: YOU KNOW IT!

By NorthShorian

Guidos live mostly in New Jersey and New York but usually come from Italian backgrounds, but most are "wanna bee guidos" which come from other backgrounds like Brizilan. You can tell who is a guido by their outfits. They wear headbands, have spikked hair, use way too much hair spray, wear ripped jeans, roll up their jeans, and sometimes even have earrings. (They look absolutely gross all the time)They usually inhabit the local clubs such as club abyss, and while they're there they usually frolic a lot. Guidos also don't travel alone. They usually have a whole possy of friends which many call "a pack of guidos." Guidos usually think they are all that but they really are not at all.

herkulano and danny. they are examples of "wanna bee guidos" who come from Brazilan backgrounds. made with absolutely no love

By two hotties who dislike guidos very much :]