What's on your mug?

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

By XxHipxX

you.

1. your parents: you are a failure 2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure 3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure

By JOE_DAD

you

you are a failure!

By idontwanttostudyanymore

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.

Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse ! Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure. Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

By Idfwpwfwpidfw

The name given to a group of city workers. (Similar to a group of wildcats; called a destruction, but not to be confused with a group of wildebeests; called a confusion )

Look at that failure, all dressed in orange coveralls and leaning on their shovels. That's the third failure we've passed today; blocking traffic and all of them standing around looking in a hole.

By emohdeer