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English

A group of people or the much maltreated (by its original speakers) language. The former are racists who allow tabloids and rampant racism to rule their lives and government (look at Phillip). The latter is simultaneously one of the most and least expressive of the gamut of poetic languages of the world. The idea of the concept word is foreign (why are they stealing our jobs and seeking asylum?!) to most English speakers but it has managed to become one of the major business languages of the world.

The English, by and large, don't know how to speak English. They make shit up and call it a language but it's really only a lingua franca.

By IHateAmericansawholefuckinglot

English

1. A bunch of wimps who tried to conquer Scotland multiple times but failed each time; the only reason "Great Britain" exists is because of a SCOTTISH king who took the throne of England and ended up betraying his own kin. 2. Germanic peoples that deny their heritage because of a hatred of Germany.

1. Battle of Bannockburn, Scottish Wars of Independence, Scottish Soldier #1: "Sir, the English are advancing! They've got us outnumbered seven to one!" Scottish Soldier #2: "Perfect, they didn't bring enough to win this fight!" 2. WW1, WW2

By Broke@USEast

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