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Rich people earphones

Dang did u see those AirPods jelly had on

By clarkcent

Lame ass headphones for people that can’t afford the wire

I unplugged Juliana’s AirPods so I could charge my phone.

By Dirtylittlesecret.alyx

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

By My handle is in use by someone

Dumb little fucks that disappear in 0.3 nanoseconds of you buying them.

You: I just got some Airpods Friend: But where are they You: Fuck

By lorg rat

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl” “is it him over there?” “yeah” “oh, he’s an airpods”

By 5 star health rating